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I've got some fucking Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket!!
Fiona's Top 10 songs to strut to
(bear in mind this was made in 5 minutes whilst bored at work)

1. Rolling Stones - Miss You
2. M.I.A. - 10 Dollar
3. Amy Winehouse - In My Bed
4. DNA feat. Suzanne Vega - Tom's Diner
5. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Art Star
6. Nina Simone - Feelin' Good
7. Beats International - Dub Be Good To Me
8. The Streets - Banquet (The Streets mix)
9. EBTG - Five Fathoms
10. The Dandy Warhols - Get Off

Current Music: Alice Cooper - I'm Eighteen

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So as the Australian series of The Biggest Loser draws to a close I finally realised why loud-mouth Jo unsettled me:
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Doncha wish your tshirt was hot like mine?

i had a nightmare... i was katie holmes i had a nightmare... i was katie holmes
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Paris Hilton deserves a slap. With a bazooka
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Sorry Mutya. I admit TIMW has some genius pop songs. Still it won't be the same without you! :(
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What the fuck did this guy do in another life that means he can live in such conditions in this life?
The man leaves his pregnant girlfriend and marries a rather rich and well connected lady (in true www.thesuperficial.com style when I say lady I mean trash-bag whorey whore) whose willing to keep him in wifebeaters'n'cargos and all the Malboro Lights he can puff whilst generally acting like a tool (and lookin like a fool) and making the most pathetic white boy hip hop since Vanilla Ice.

Now he's possibly got a girl pregnant and goes out clubbing every night leaving his wife to proverbially pick up the baby and literally pick up the bills.

I cannot wait to see reality slap him round the back of the head Italian mama style so he is proverbially and literally eating dirt. Twat.
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what's in my coat pocket?
Just who turned up on set with 'hangovers'...

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I don't like to say I hate people. But I fucking hate John Howard's policies with all my heart and soul. And as for John Howard? I strongly strongly dislike, disrespect and disregard him.


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Damn I used to fancy Vince Vaughn but he's lookin so old these days. Damn I hope those bags under his eyes are just the cause of smoking and staying up shagging Jennifer Aniston. I really do.

So much for "Brad broke my heart! Wahhhhhh!" although I'd pick Vincent over Bradley any day. Even with his baggy eyes

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